Three stories…all humorous in some way… though the first one is a touch more disturbing…

The Virgin Mary found in a toasted cheese sandwich.

The tooth shall set you free! Jesus found in a dental x-ray.

Darren Lehmann’s face in a dim sim.

In regards to the first story:

– She toasts a sandwich and then sees Mary’s face in it

– it hasn’t gone mouldy in the ten years since she placed it in a plastic box with cotton balls

– She goes to the Casino and wins big because Mary brought her luck…

Little wonder Protestants are so against the Catholic tradition of worshipping Mary.

In regards to the second story:

– why does Jesus always look like the caucasian version we see in the movies all the time?

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